#9

College Debt

So, he went to college and he worked (drank) really hard, and he graduated with about $26,016 in debt.

It going to take him up to 15 years to pay them off -- if he had a real job. 

Needless to say, he is angry.

(the only thing worse would be Bernie gets elected, and all those people get college for free)

#8

Freak-in Hate Being Called a Hipsters

Hipsters, despite being hipsters, hate being called hipsters and get quite angry about being called the H word.

Is there another word option?

#7

Individuality Uniform

Every time they pick out something to wear that expresses their individuality and when they go to the micro brew — there are two other guys with the same knit cap and flannel shirt - so embarrassing.

#6

Those Beards Are Really Itchy

You save so much money not having to pay money to the Gillette man. It is empowering, and with the money saved - you Uber and buy a PBR six pack.

It looks cool and stylish. It is manly and demonstrates an individuality, but those beards are itchy.

#5

The Uniqueness of Craft Beers - Not So Much

Love the taste and uniqueness of craft beer. The ability to “decode” the ingredients. 

Flavor = taste + aroma, right?

Well, then how come everyone orders an IPA?

#4

Those Beards Are Filthy, Dirty

So the cool part of having a beard is it is an expression of manliness, and it connects one with a time-gone by - a more natural time.  So back in time, the world was dirty and disease ridden, and most people died by forty.  

Quest Diagnostics microbiologist, John Golobic, tested the swabs dragged through a bunch of male beards, reported KOAT-TV. “I’m usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this,” Golobic told them. The beards that were tested contained a lot of normal bacteria, and some were comparable to toilets.

“Those are the types of things you'd find in (fecal matter),” Golobic told the station, referring to the tests.

Fecal matter in a beard can make one really unhappy.

#3

Buy Local, I Want to, But I Can’t Tell Who is Local    

So, is the coffee shop that brews organic coffee the real local coffee shop, and the one you ought to support? They have wooden benches, and it looks very natural. 

Certainly, they must be local — they look local, although the local chain got sold to a bigger national company.  It is more confusing because that Dunkin’ Donuts is a local franchise, but it's part of a publicly traded company. 

#2

 The Music Was Suppose to be Better

Pitchfork is your source — but you hate it.

Every time I turn around it's the Black Keys. Reality is, you secretly yearn for country rock, and you caught yourself humming Uptown Funk.

Yearning the Top 40, could be retro, and thus, could listen to it in public.  

PS still mad about all the college debt.

#1

Tinder 

The thought was that Tinder was going to be so much better.  

It was suppose to be so much more about hooking up then dating.

It is so not delivering on the fantasy expectation that I'm contemplating shaving my poopy beard and joining Match.com.