University of Oregon Makes Top Three In Thrillist College Frat Bros List

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

David Cath, GoLocalPDX Contributor

In honor of college football’s return, the folks over at Thrillist have compiled a fascinatingly thorough guide to the best college frat bros from the top 25 football schools.

Everything from fashion tendencies to the bros’ most coveted cars are listed in the website’s breakdown. And guess who comes in at No. 3 on the list!

Our own University of Oregon, beating out some stiff competition for the top five spot.

Considering the school’s colors, it has to be hard not to sport “green and yellow everything," though Thrillist adds you might also see these frat bros in "a neon tank top, neon sunglasses, knockoff holiday sweaters, and anything with the Stars and Stripes on it, because even the frat guys in Oregon have a little ironic hipster in them.”

Thrillist also claims these U of O gems are turned on by "watching Marcus Mariota run," among other things, and turned off by "Beavers; boring, normal brown hair, people suggesting they go to Rennie's Landing; watching Marcus Mariota get tackled."

Florida State University takes the top spot in the list because, well, what spells a 21-year-old frat bro better than a skintight clubbing outfit, no body hair, and hair flow that would make Fabio go “mmhmm...”

Finishing out the top five, respectively, are Alabama, Oregon, Oklahoma and Ohio State.

Visit here to see if your hometown or alma mater made the list – the results may be more surprising than you think.