Portland is a weird place. For instance, the Unicycling Darth Vader.

Just walk these city streets and you'll see.

Every few blocks you're bound to see some cool guy rocking out with his guitar.

Or street performers entertaining passers by.

Even our athletes are a little strange. Just look at Lopez dance.

We got these two weirdos, Fred and Carrie, who made a whole show about Portland's weirdness.

We're so hip, we drink our booze out of jars.

We have awesome music, and awesome venues like the Crystal Ballroom.

And Powells, one of the greatest bookstores in the world! Books on books on books.

We see nothing wrong with a rainy stroll in the park.

And if you're taking a walk on a rare warm sunny day, quench your thirst at a bubbler fountain.

If you don't feel like walking, just hop on the MAX! Portland has great public transit.

From warm summer days...

To chilled foggy mornings...

Like fireworks over the waterfront on the 4th of July, you're beautiful Portland, and we celebrate you all year round.