slides: 10 Things That Have Never Been Said in Portland
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Even in a culture as unique and quirky as ours, there are certain things that people just don't do.
There are things that have never been said.
See Slides Below: 10 Things That Have Never Been Said in Portland
Conan O'Brien's reoccurring bit called "Things That Have Never, Ever Been Said," is the perfect example of what I'm talking about. Here are a few of his hilarious lines:
"I watched dateline last night and the murderer was not the husband."
"We met on Tinder, and now we're engaged!"
"Could you pass along your quinoa recipe" - This one is something Portlanders actually say frequently.
GoLocalPDX took a page from Conan's book and came up with our own sarcastic one-liners about things people in Portland would just never say.
Here are 10 things that have never been said in Portland:
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"Byron Beck wasn't at that party."
Let's be real, if there's a party, gala, festival, awards ceremony - you name it - in Portland, Byron Beck will be there.
Read his Party Reports every week on GoLocalPDX.
Photo: Byron Beck with Portland Trail Blazers' Robin Lopez at the MayDay App release party.